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Bernie & Hillary -




FAMOUS PEOPLE QUOTES -




OBAMA'S INAUGURATION - one million people attended only 14 missed work




HINDSIGHT - IS ALWAYS TWENTY / TWENTY BUT REPUBLICAN FORESIGHT LOOKS LIKE CRAP!




If ISIS is contained... -




THE SECOND AMENDMENT - Washington didn't use his right to free speech to defeat the British, he shot them.




URINALYSIS - Shouldn't you have to pass a urine test to collect a welfare check, since I have to pass one to earn it for them???


TAGS: inquiring minds want to know
Rating: 4.12/5

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terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:33 am
if marijuana was legal, then it would be illegal to fire someone for having it in their system. someone would have to have levels high enough to prove they are intoxicated, because having a trace of it in your system doesnt affect safety or work at all.
terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:32 am
the f***ed up thing about it is that speed and other drugs pass out of the system within 12 hours. marijuana stays in long after the user has sobered up. drug testing is just discrimination against people who choose pot in favour of harder drugs.
terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:32 am
the f***ed up thing about it is that speed and other drugs pass out of the system within 12 hours. marijuana stays in long after the user has sobered up. drug testing is just discrimination against people who choose pot in favour of harder drugs.
terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:31 am
the reason you have to do a urine test to go to work, but welfare recipients dont, is because the government cares more about your privacy and freedom than your employer does. its why the government has a constitution and your employer doesnt.
JGalt - September 15, 2012, 10:44 pm
Heck, politicians should be drug tested after every vote too! lol
JGalt - September 15, 2012, 10:43 pm
agreed. Many companies have a policy to test for drugs/alcohol with any accident. I'd say make it mandatory for any police shooting or beating/violence...
SethMythrax - September 15, 2012, 10:38 pm
I think any law enforcement officers should be tested regularily because I know of a few cops that are coke heads 7 the last thing I want is a cop that is drugged up aiming a gun at me.....


Hypocrisy, Thy Name is Bernie Sanders -




THE EXPERTS AGREE - gun control works


TAGS: gun control hitler castro qaddafi stalin idi amin mao tse tung pol pot kim jong il
Rating: 4.43/5

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ipaprime - September 7, 2012, 9:57 pm
you eed to remove Qaddafi from the line up cause it didnt work for him


HEY LIBERALS - Just though I'd throw some common sense into one of your utopian lines of thinking.


TAGS: liberals muslin jew christian g** pacifism pagan
Rating: 4.17/5

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Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 10:27 pm
Well this entire site is flooded with bias. And maybe because not everyone from Israel are killers? Shocking concept I know
EmmaRoydes - May 4, 2014, 7:23 pm
What is your problem? Every one of your comments says how you think the creator of the poster is ignorant or stupid.
Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 4:23 pm
The fact you think all of Israel wants to kill shows how ignorant you are


Don't you just love it... -


TAGS: under investigation fbi investigation
Rating: 5/5

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nonovelist - June 6, 2016, 9:25 pm
This is the perfect picture to make a meme about lies, hypocrisy, law breaking..... it just fits so well!


CAPITALISM, SOCIALISM, AND COMMUNISM -




OBAMA - LINCOLN COMPARISON - One freed the slaves, they other enslaved the free




Bill Clinton & Eileen Wellstone -




BLACK FRIDAY - Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.


TAGS: black friday insanity
Rating: 3.79/5

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realogic - December 5, 2012, 8:04 pm
The worst part is Walmart opened there Black Friday on Thanksgiving.. To show how people love to share pain and misery.


INVEST IN PRECIOUS METALS - Diversify- make sure your portfolio has a lot of lead too!




ONE NATION, UNDER GOD -




Hillary's War On Women -




Socialist Screwball -




Donald Trump Is a Liberal Troll -




YOU CAN TRUST YOUR GOVERNMENT? - Just ask an Indian.




Gun Facts -




HILLARY CLINTON- TERRORISTS ARE NOT A THREAT TO THE UNITED STATES -




SUBMISSIVE PRESIDENT - You're doing it right.




DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY - Fighting terrorists since 1492




MARK TWAIN - ~ Personal responsibility ~ (Kryptonite to the Obama crowd.)




Democrat Robert C. Byrd -




Signed- Hillary Clinton and the Democrat Party -




I AM NOT MY HUSBAND - Looks like you're channeling someone much more malevolent.




Obama's Nefarious Priorities -




Hostage -




Illegal Parasites -




Those Evil Republicans -




Hillary Clinton : A legacy of treachery & death! -




BRAINWASHING - From cradle to grave the government and media hold minds prisoner .


TAGS: brainwashing media government hold prisoner
Rating: 4.86/5

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RonaldReagan - March 14, 2014, 9:55 pm
This is true.


Obama's Promise to Bill Clinton -




PUTIN ON A RITZ -


TAGS: putin
Rating: 4.84/5

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GOVERNMENT BENEFITS -


TAGS: marines earn liberals demand benefits
Rating: 4.62/5

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terroraustralis - September 30, 2012, 10:52 pm
the ones that earned it get 14k per year. the ones that demand it, apparently dont like black presidents...


NEW YORK AND WASHINGTON DC WILL BE UNDERWATER IN 2000- 1970 DEMOCRAT PREDICTION -


TAGS: democrat global warming scare tactics
Rating: 4.93/5

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OTC - May 22, 2014, 3:05 pm
So they were partly correct, there was a flooding, but not with water, no?


Bernie the Sadistic Pervert -


TAGS: bernie sanders gang ra** fantasies p***ert sadistic codger democrat cretin liberal nut job progressive hack socialist vermont moron senile communist
Rating: 4.79/5

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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 9:11 am
Jeb my he drop out of the race Bush is a better candidate than Bernie.
Cannabal - May 29, 2015, 5:37 pm
Still a better candidate than ANYONE else.


moving to canada -


TAGS: moving to canada
Rating: 5/5

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truthteller - March 16, 2016, 2:03 pm
66094 was hilariously rebuked by 66179 www.politifake.org/liberal-logic-trump-wins-florida-missouri-primaries-politics-66179.html
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2016, 10:45 pm

Pass. We've reached our quota of hipster douchbags..


Liberalism -




My Contribution To Tree-Hugging, Vegetarian Liberals -




CLINT EASTWOOD - Loses a debate with an invisible Obama As Mystery Speaker at GOP Convention




not a criminal -




Evan McMullin aka Ross Perot -


TAGS: evan mcmullin ross perot dumbass
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - February 7, 2017, 1:10 am
Evan is a good man. Maybe one of the last great true conservatives.


It's A Sad State Of Affairs -




WATCHING FOX NEWS - To learn about politics, is like watching Hogan's Heroes to learn about the Holocaust ...




THE TEA PARTY -




Importing Jihad: More of the Poison Fruit From the Party of Treason -




Obama To The SCOTUS??? -




Senile Socialist -


TAGS: bernie sanders senile socialist liberal democrat progressive commie codger vermont vermin hippies moonbats feel the bern
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - September 22, 2015, 11:38 pm
Well, he didn't say "paid" vacation


Liberal VS Conservative -


TAGS: think
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - November 24, 2016, 12:53 am
You've described the difference perfectly.


WHY DOESN'T THIS SURPRISE ANYONE -




BIRDS OF A FEATHER, INDEED -




ARMY VS. MARINES - A big difference




Donald Trump Clothing: Made In China -




DIPLOMACY - Ironic that Republicans once dealt with a man who would later be likened to Hitler as justification for war.


TAGS: rumsfeld saddam hussein reagan republicans
Rating: 2.53/5

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realogic - February 9, 2013, 10:56 am
Odd how conservatives forgot how they armed Iran in the firt place. So you armed Iran then armed Iraq. Is there a pattern emerging here or is it just me?
GrouchoMarxist - September 16, 2012, 6:31 am
Odd how libs forget the other side was Iran......
WTFO - September 16, 2012, 12:53 am
Typo: 'denied' (didn't delete the y)
WTFO - September 16, 2012, 12:52 am
Nobody denyied that the US supported Saddam in his fight with Iran (at the time a bigger threat). Sometimes you have to support the lesser of 2 evils. At the time, there wasn't a way to know how dangerous Saddam would become. Ms. Cleo wasn't on the staff.
SethMythrax - September 16, 2012, 12:38 am
http://www.iranchamber.com/history/articles/arming_iraq.php Sorry, I guess I ran out of room...
SethMythrax - September 16, 2012, 12:37 am
after this meeting America started to supply Saddam with WMD's & the machinery to make them. Thats why they knew Iraq had them & were persistent on attacking.They thought they were there. http://www.iranchamber.com/history/articles/arming_iraq.ph
falconfan00 - September 3, 2012, 10:46 pm
How many times did Saddam break the UN peace agreement post-Desert Storm that required him to allow WMD inspectors into Iraq? Or did you even know that it happened? I'll give you a hint - it's in double digits.


Democrat Dealmaking -




Extra Credit Multiple Choice Question -




REMEMBER... - When oral sex was our biggest oval office concern?


TAGS: low info voters
Rating: 4.44/5

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JGalt - April 23, 2013, 6:09 pm
Ever heard of this thing called comedy? Lighten up dude!
mustangsalee - April 23, 2013, 5:02 pm
Monica Lewinsky was born in '73, idiot! Get your facts straight!


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS -




Hillary vs. Hillary -




Trump's Racist Quotes -


TAGS: donald trump racist rino fake republican fraud bigot charlatan big government progressive statist gop clown authoritarian tyrant autocrat bully
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 17, 2017, 8:37 pm
Usually left wing dribble.. Learn something.
twiddleedeee - August 19, 2016, 11:23 pm
Trump isn't racist. That Muslim Obama and lesbo Hillary are racist. Who are you going to trust with their gut to protect us from the filthy ragheads? The founders of ISIS, or an outsider with brass balls who says it like it is? Trump/Pence 2016!!!!


Hillary The Liar -




CLEAR ENOUGH? - Or do you still want this?




The Ugly Face of Corruption -




Draft-Dodger Trump Said Sleeping Around Was My ‘Personal Vietnam’ -


TAGS: donald trump draft dodger gi joke toy soldier gop republican rino clown progressive statist hack new york liberal values vietnam war elitist blowhard windbag loser
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 17, 2017, 8:39 pm
Mot claiming any original thought here choker.... I just seem to recall your lame memes on the subject... I'm certain you recall them... You certainly vomited on every one of them. Tissue?


MARX, LENIN, AND MAO - It's probably not fair to compare Obama to those guys They had way more political experience




OBAMA'S - official Israeli t-shirt




The NRA -




ISIS & Liberals -




DRINK THE KOOL AID.. - or else suffer the consequences. Independent thinking is not encouraged by liberals, otherwise they'd eventually become libertarians or conservatives.


TAGS: drink
Rating: 3.8/5

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1.8 MILLION DEAD PEOPLE - Still Registered To Vote! And 24 million registrations are either invalid or inaccurate. Voter registration lists across the country are a mess... YES, Obama can count on getting "the dead vote" and the votes of illegals!




George Carlin Says Tax the Churches -


TAGS: carlin churches politics taxes
Rating: 3.81/5

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RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 3:55 pm
Last of the great satirists. Jon Stewart who?
StoneTools - June 9, 2013, 1:40 pm
so, is it safe to a**ume that you feel the same about the liberals getting non profit status, for instance, the OFA (which is blatantly pro obama) and was already approved with minimum paperwork while right leaners were penalized for not being liberals?
Renza - June 9, 2013, 10:30 am
I thought they upgraded from a wall to a hologram?
Cannabal - June 8, 2013, 11:44 pm
The whole point of tax exemption meant no direct influence in politics at all. Sadly, the wall of church and state has as many holes in it as a US immigration policy.
Rudedog - June 8, 2013, 6:45 pm
No one is claiming George Carlin for their own, just those willing to accept logical, unbiased resolve of that which demands resolution.
Renza - June 8, 2013, 1:47 pm
Is that why you're constantly talking about lefties and Obama followers?
StoneTools - June 8, 2013, 11:04 am
You have issues, don't you? Just because 1 or 2 people do something, why does that define a whole group?
BobbEdwards - June 8, 2013, 9:37 am
That was a quick 1L ;-) What's the matter, it's George Carlin! You know, the guy that right-wingers here are trying to claim for their side. I guess they don't want that ridiculous notion spoiled for them...


Hypocrisy, Thy Name Is Barry Soetoro -




AGNOSTICISM - The only true Religion.




Killary Klinton -




Tax rates under Bernie -




If Michael Brown, Eric Garner & Trayvon Martin had been killed in Afghanistan -


TAGS: michael brown eric garner trayvon martin obama holder sharpton jesse jackson farrakhan race baiters naacp afghanistan iraq war troops
Rating: 4.97/5

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Thedge - December 12, 2014, 1:58 pm
Been a couple weeks, probably don't now. Just so the sleep well. 5L


THE CURRENT FEDERAL GOVERNMENT - Is exactly what the Founding Fathers were trying to prevent .




CAM-PLAINING FOR 4 YEARS NOW -


TAGS: jobs obamacare complain office campaign
Rating: 4.48/5

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RonaldReagan - March 22, 2015, 2:19 pm
heh...heh...Whoops. Hit enter once too many times. I'm cam-plaining about Obummer now - in stereo. Given how hard of hearing he is, maybe we need to turn the volume up. Think everyone will give me a pass
RonaldReagan - March 22, 2015, 2:16 pm
Barry still cam-plains well - and he's not even running for office anymore
RonaldReagan - March 22, 2015, 2:16 pm
Barry still cam-plains well - and he's not even running for office anymore


LINCOLN - He knew welfare was a bad idea as well


TAGS: lincoln welfare
Rating: 4.23/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 12, 2012, 12:19 pm
Welfare is for people who "can't" not "won't". Now explain the more expensive concept of corporate welfare.


Liberal Cognitive Dissonance -




Hands up don't shoot -




washington obstacles -




NOVEMBER 2012 - We expect the heard will thin out quite a bit by then!




OBAMA 2012 - The preferred choice of lemmings.




TUSCON, ARIZONA 2/22/2013 - Accenture Golf Tournament postponed due to snow. Just another day of man-made Global Warming Hell. It's all your fault. Repent!


TAGS: anthroprogenicanthropogenic global warming scam
Rating: 4.23/5

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Jamison12 - August 31, 2014, 8:54 pm
There's a difference between weather and climate.
StoneTools - September 8, 2013, 7:16 pm
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/climatechange/10294082/Global-warming-No-actually-were-cooling-claim-scientists.html


PRO GUN GANDHI -


TAGS: gandhi pro gun support india hindu guns
Rating: 4.08/5

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Curlyrocks - December 1, 2013, 12:55 pm
So you need some one to go full Zimm before you'll accept their opinion on gun freedom. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfvLcozLwtE
birddseedd - December 1, 2013, 1:23 am
His speech made it clear that he would support his neighbors using arms. It does not state if he himself would. But with his other words I suspect he would not. I have friends that support gun ownership, but would not own one themselves.
crankyhead - November 30, 2013, 8:56 pm
How many people did Gandhi go full Zimmerman on?
birddseedd - November 28, 2013, 11:20 pm
I read the full statement this came from. it IS in context


I Don't Always Talk to Liberals -


TAGS: most interesting man in world
Rating: 4.45/5

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RonaldReagan - May 26, 2015, 8:23 am
This one is just stupid. It's not making fun of liberals when you sound like an idiot yourself. Zero stars.
Curlyrocks - September 17, 2013, 9:03 pm
Now now some liberals have fat paying union jobs, where they do no work and get paid out the wazoo. The kind of job we probably won't get because we prefer not to hang out with them.


Hillary and Chelsea Discuss Ethics -




INEPTOCRACY - The definition revealed


TAGS: inept obama reid pelosi
Rating: 4.69/5

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JGalt - September 29, 2012, 5:06 pm
why I changed my vote; http://whyichangedmyvote.com/?source=display-bosupporters&cdtrack_creative=bc0c8310-2f1b-4ac8-9b77-dce681fe2cff&cdtrack_source=6766ecf9-5d7e-4988-ba24-e120e6fe0873&gclid=CIj3_b3Y27ICFeeDQgodxmcA3A
jaxx - September 29, 2012, 12:49 pm
Nailed it!


The Nutty Professor -


TAGS: peter singer eugenics nutty professor abortion infanticide b********* planned parenthoodprinceton liberals progressives leftists
Rating: 4.68/5

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HazelBrown - April 20, 2015, 11:40 am
A beast. What should be done with him?


best ever -




TEA PARTY EXTREMISTS - because limited government, reduced spending and restoring our Constitution is so extreme!




Hillary Voter ID Hypocrisy -


TAGS: hillary clinton voter id hypocrisy killary klinton hildebeast 2016 corruption servergate benghazi granny state socialist bribery influence peddler traitor
Rating: 5/5

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mittromney - June 10, 2015, 5:26 pm
/to be fair, she wants let everyone vote without ID. that's f*****g idiotic. how would you stop the same doofus from going through the line twice or even thrice, without something in the way of identifying one nutter voter from another?/


the problem with rinos -




OBAMA 2012 - It makes sense if you don't think about it


TAGS: obama barack 2012 liberal insanity
Rating: 4.95/5

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jaxx - September 24, 2012, 10:21 pm
ROFLMAO! But Dayum, now I need eye bleach! Barf!!!


SERIAL KILLER - DAHMER KILLED WITH HIS HANDS. BIEBER KILLS WITH THE NOISE HE CALLS MUSIC. THE RESEMBLANCE IS JUST TOO CLOSE.


TAGS: bieber music killer murder justin
Rating: 4.64/5

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blesic - October 22, 2013, 1:34 am
Thank you.
Reality Lord - July 30, 2013, 7:00 am

you might want to drop this poster over to motifake as well. i think it will do very well there.
simplegenius - September 24, 2012, 9:42 pm
yeah.. all those stadiums full of dead people. I do get it's a joke..but dahmer really killed people.


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